TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
Lego fire walk with Me
I’d rather do a real firewalk
look at seth rogan’s face it just screams”I have been chosen”
this is perfect hahaha
the word gay is actually an acronym
actually doesn’t mind if
stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not
Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because
im going to vomit on you
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Steve Irwin has been reborn